Monday, June 23, 2008

Gurgaon

What’s with your hair? Why is it so straight? Why the fuck do you flick it so often? Why are your teeth so white? How come your nails are so clean? Why are your lips drippin’ gloss? Are those boobs pumped? ... and that ass?

What’s with the big mobile phone? Why does it ring so often? Aren’t you a management trainee?... Yet you drive a BMW?

What’s with you woman?! What’s with your pink ear rings? What’s with the high heels -everyday? What’s with the unfinished beer? What’s with the two nibble dinner?

Why can’t you bear the heat? Aren’t you from around here? Why do you still talk of the vacation you had in the US eight years back? Why do you listen to hip hop? Can you recite what they rap?

Why do you hate the jaat? Why do you hate his language? Why do you have an accent?


…And what the fuck are you wearing that fruity perfume for lady - It all makes me want to throw up!!!


(- to be continued)

7 comments:

nidhi said...

who or what is this about? why have you not 'continued' it yet? why is it titled gurgaon?

where is all the frustration coming from? and where do you get to see such inanely fashioned live barbie dolls???

why is the entire post constituted of questions alone? where are the answers?

nidhi said...

n if you hate it all so much, why do you even notice?! stop obsessing and move on, BITCH!

;P

Prateek said...

Work in G'gaon for a month and youll see them everywhere!
No matter where you go... they're everywhere out here.
They intrigue me - these barbies, i must confess. they dont seem real!
I cannot relate to them. Which is why i have so many questions for them.

- Im so surprised you dint get any of this, BITCH!

nidhi said...

gee...who ya calling bitch, BITCH??!

;P

its actually hilarious. specially the pumped part...heh.

deshu said...

its not jst hilarious it's insightful...d kind of truth that all see but only a few notice...n dts wut a gud writer does...n it doesnt matter wdr he's condemning or praising...wut matters is d way he does it...

Gunjan Aylawadi said...

woohoo!!
cool post! but y is called ggn?

Prateek said...

@ new Gunj.
Cz no other place I know, is so densely populated by the kind.