Not Artois Enough

Something that got bombed at the agency today. But i love it.

9 steps to a perfect first date

1) Sport a slight stubble. Shaven to the skin, is well, just gay!

2) Before picking her up. Make sure you’ve left no trace of gum residue on the windscreen, while you peeled off that “rent a car” sticker from your Bentley.

3) Needless to mention, wear your best attire. If she was the kind who didn’t care, you wouldn’t have needed that Bentley.

4) You don’t want to scare her with your love for BDSM on the first date. Your hold must be gentle when you greet her.

5) The first three pages on “greatoneliners.com” have been abused to death. Arm yourself with jokes, the 4^th page onwards.

6) You don’t want her to know that your familiarity to Italian Cuisine is limited to just pizzas. Take her out to a Lebanese restaurant – she’d be equally clueless.

7) Never order cola. You know you can’t hold that burp in.

8) No matter how big and mushy, talk to her not them.

9)Save this ad for future reference.